Oh wow... I totally just had a conspiracy theorists' epiphany. I thought I'd better add this one to the blog, because I think it is going to change the world for the better. Seriously. First of all, did you guys know that Bob Ross (the much-beloved painter of happy little trees) was white? I watched him all the time growing up, and I always thought he was black!? Yeah, well my sis and I were texting each other tonight and she brought that up. So, naturally, I had to look him up on the googlebox, and sure enough... dude was white!
But as I stared at his happy little Afro a strange connection began to race through the rusty gears of my steel trap. Holy crap! Bob Ross looks just like Chuck Norris... I know, it's crazy right. You are probably thinking, "what does that guy have in common with this guy?"
Naturally, I had to test my theory with some mental math, so feel free to proof my work. If Chuck Norris isn't really Bob Ross, then he would undoubtedly be kicking Bob Ross' ass. Can you see it? Chuck Norris chops down a whole forest of happy little trees with one roundhouse kick? Wrong. Chuck Norris wouldn't do that, because... well, he just wouldn't.
So yeah, I'm pretty sure they are the same person. Just use your imagination, it isn't so hard to see....