Oh wow... I totally just had a conspiracy theorists' epiphany. I thought I'd better add this one to the blog, because I think it is going to change the world for the better. Seriously. First of all, did you guys know that Bob Ross (the much-beloved painter of
happy little trees) was white? I watched him all the time growing up, and I always thought he was black!? Yeah, well my sis and I were texting each other tonight and she brought that up. So, naturally, I had to look him up on the googlebox, and sure enough... dude was white!
But as I stared at his happy little Afro a strange connection began to race through the rusty gears of my steel trap. Holy crap! Bob Ross looks just like Chuck Norris... I know, it's crazy right. You are probably thinking, "what does that guy have in common with this guy?"
The more I thought about it the more I began to formulate my theory. What if Chuck Norris and Bob Ross are the
SAME PERSON? Think about it people. What else would you want to do in your free time if you were Chuck Norris and you had to kick the whole world's ass everyday? You would want to go home and paint some happy little trees, that's what.
Naturally, I had to test my theory with some mental math, so feel free to proof my work. If Chuck Norris isn't really Bob Ross, then he would undoubtedly be kicking Bob Ross' ass. Can you see it? Chuck Norris chops down a whole forest of happy little trees with one roundhouse kick? Wrong. Chuck Norris wouldn't do that, because... well, he just wouldn't.
So yeah, I'm pretty sure they are the same person. Just use your imagination, it isn't so hard to see....
SEE? Wow... I know. That just changed your whole world view, didn't it?
I needed that laugh tonight, thanks! Also, I watched him on T.V. too when in was growing up. The only thing I can draw and paint with any style, is trees!
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny! I have never thought of it before, BUT HOW TRUE...
ReplyDeleteso how do you explain the "little dooters?"
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris doesn't need to explain mom. Gosh! Ask Manny :)
ReplyDeletehmmm...I thought it was pretty obvious that the Happy Little Painter was white. I've never heard of anyone who thought he was black...?!
ReplyDeleteAnd, sorry...don't see the likeness between him and Chuck Norris. lol. I think your brain is freezing up there in Nome.
^quite possibly, there is a good chance of it. And yes... Bob Ross is/was definitely white; I guess I really missed the boat on that one, but it doesn't make me love him any less. He is still the best happy little painter there ever was.
ReplyDeleteAND...you are my first anonymous blog commenter! Woot!
YOU ARE HILARIOUS TARA. AND FREAKING CORRECT.
ReplyDeleteWe thought of this on our own and looked it up to find if anyone else made the comparison. HAHA
ReplyDeleteYou should really put both pictures side by side to show people the truth.